Thursday, April 14, 2005

Thou shalt read Kristi's post. NOW.

And I did read many modified scriptures which were written in the Blog of Kristi; but that I might more fully persuade you to believe in the hilarity of her words I do post, here, a recommendation unto you to read that which was written by the Kristi herself; for I did liken all her scriptures unto us, that it might be for our profit and entertainment.

posted by Faye @ 4/14/2005 10:15:00 PM   1 comments

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4/15/2005 08:14:00 AM

Here is a scripture I modified when my district left the MTC to go to Ecuador:

Mosiah 24:15-25:

Mosiah 24:15
15 And now it came to pass that the burdens which were laid upon
The Babahoyo District were made light; yea, the Lord did
strengthen them that they could bear up their burdens with ease,
and they did submit cheerfully and with patience to all the will
of the Lord.

Mosiah 24:16
16 And it came to pass that so great was their faith and their
patience that the voice of the Lord came unto them again, saying:
Be of good comfort, for on the morrow I will deliver you out of
the MTC.

Mosiah 24:17
17 And he said unto Elder Smith: Thou shalt go before this people, and
I will go with thee and deliver this people out of bondage.

Mosiah 24:18
18 Now it came to pass that the Babahoyo District did pack their suitcases; yea, even all the night-time were they packing their suitcases.

Mosiah 24:19
19 And in the morning the Lord caused a deep sleep to come upon
the MTC faculty, yea, and all their task-masters were in a profound
sleep.

Mosiah 24:20
20 And the Babahoyo District departed into the wilderness; and
when they had traveled about an hour they pitched their tents in a
valley, and they called the valley Salt Lake.

Mosiah 24:21
21 Yea, and in the valley of Salt Lake they poured out their thanks
to God because he had been merciful unto them, and eased their
burdens, and had delivered them out of the MTC; for they were in
bondage, and none could deliver them except it were the Lord
their God.

Mosiah 24:22
22 And they gave thanks to God, yea, all their men and all their
women and all their children that could speak lifted their voices
in the praises of their God.

Mosiah 24:23
23 And now the Lord said unto Elder Smith: Haste thee and get thou and
this district out of this land, for the MTC faculty have awakened and
do pursue thee; therefore get thee out of this land, and I will
stop the MTC faculty in this valley that they come no further in
pursuit of this people.

Mosiah 24:24
24 And it came to pass that they departed out of the valley, and
took their journey into the wilderness.

Mosiah 24:25
25 And after they had been in the air twelve hours they
arrived in the land of Ecuador; and President Gonzalez did also
receive them with joy.

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