Dear me, how could I forget?!

Flowers are like rings in hawaii. You wear them on your right if you are single. A flower on your left ear means that you're taken. No wonder I haven't been scoring any guys lately! (Ok, so that's a lame excuse...)

Shoot. I don't want to reverse the way I part my hair.

Oh wait. I have an idea! I could do this:



I am ingenious!