Two words: PEEEEEE-EEEW!

(Yes, I know that wasn’t two words… it may not even be a word. But that’s what Phil – I think that’s what his name was – the satyr from Disney’s Hercules always said. “Two-words: AM-SCRAY!!!” See, I just ruined the weak attempt at a joke by explaining it. I have a great sense of humor. That was supposed to be sarcastic by the way. Mmph! I did it again!)

So, I was digging for something in the humongous bag I carry around today and discovered a lot of hidden treasures. *pinches nose between fingers* ughhhh.

Think of a cross between a sewer and a garbage dump in a back alley. I’d post the smell on here but I think I need to figure out how to post sounds on here first.

Remind me NEVER to stuff remnants of the food I can’t finish eating at work into my bag again. I really should unpack it more often. It was NASTY. I’m going to have nightmares tonight!!! I need to air my bag out.

On the bright side, I finally figured out the stench that my brothers complain about every time they step into the car.

Get me a SMALLER bag next time!

And Matthew thinks fruit flies are a problem…