Deflowered....
...by a tube of "cotton and/or rayon fiber, rayon overwrap attached to a "cotton cord" and a "biodegradable applicator". Tampax brand.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen: thanks to my pads for running out, today I have officially crossed over to the other side of tampon usage. And you get to hear AAAALLLLL about it!
Dum dum dummmmmmmmmmmmm...!
It was painless and easy as I expected (Hey, I told you there will be no stigma on my wedding night.) Amazing what you can learn to do by yourself over the internet. Now I feel like a doll that will say something when you pull on the string attatched to my body. Like Woody. Too graphic? Sorry...
So yeah, goodbye bloody, stinky messes and not being able to swim one week out of a month and hello to a world of flushable feminine products!
I'm a new woman!
(Wow, a post you could read without having to scroll - that felt good!)
posted by Faye @ 11/22/2004 12:17:00 PM
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11/23/2004 11:05:00 AM
i'm sure all the guys loved that one faye.
Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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11/23/2004 02:24:00 PM
*grin* I think they enjoyed it too much!
Anonymous
And for crying out loud, Norm, leave your name next time.
Posted by Faye
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11/23/2004 02:57:00 PM
yOU ARE JUST SICK AND TWISTED. yOU DON'T HAVE TO POST everything ON YOUR BLOG YOU KNOW. i THINK i AM GOING TO SPEW. sURE, GO AHEAD AND TELL YOUR ROOMATE... sHE CAN TAKE IT, BUT THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHETHER YOU USE A CROTCH ROCKET OR BARBIE MATRESSES. i CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR MOTHER WILL SAY ABOUT THIS BLOG.
Anonymous
i WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES...
Posted by Momma Jolley
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11/23/2004 04:00:00 PM
Tee hee... Some things I do just for the reaction. Apparently it worked. It definitely makes recording something I wanted to remember anyway even more fun.
Anonymous
Just be thankful I didn't post a picture...
Posted by Faye
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11/23/2004 06:31:00 PM
RATS!!! Now I have to think of something else to get you for your next birthday!!! I was going to get you the best gift for three years running; not so now.
Anonymous
What would you like this time?
Posted by Jared
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11/23/2004 06:53:00 PM
Uhm. An I-Pod?
Anonymous
Posted by Faye
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11/24/2004 07:58:00 AM
"Someboyd poisoned the water hole!"
Anonymous
"There's a snake in my boot!"
Posted by lsob
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11/24/2004 09:30:00 AM
I was going to make a reference to "There's a snake in my boot" in my post, except I'd change it around or something. But then I realized that it might just come out REALLY bad, so I decided against it.
Anonymous
Posted by Faye
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11/28/2004 04:12:00 PM
i dunno how many norms are out there. but i think you guessed wrong. this is my first comment here. admittedly, on and odd thread, but i couldn't help but see my name there.
Anonymous
first, faye is really cool. but i decided that independent of and prior to this post. now i'm just trying to figure out the 'stigma on wedding night' reference.
nite.
Posted by Norm
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11/28/2004 04:13:00 PM
i dunno how many norms are out there. but i think you guessed wrong. this is my first comment here. admittedly, on an odd thread, but i couldn't help but see my name there.
Anonymous
first, faye is really cool. but i decided that independent of and prior to this post. now i'm just trying to figure out the 'stigma on wedding night' reference.
nite.
Posted by Norm
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12/10/2004 03:32:00 AM
Wow, Faye, you took me completely by surprise on THIS one. Way to be ballsy!
Anonymous
Who cares what anyone thinks? Blog writing is a passive event, blog reading is actively. They actively read it, they get what they get.
Hey, congrats by the way. (shakes head) Never ceases to amaze me how many chicks have shied away from 'em. Conveniance? Hello? Un-yuckyness? Hello?
"Barbie mattresses" (snort, chuckle)
Mama Jolley is funny. I like her.
Maybe if Barbie had incontinence problems...
heh heh heh
Posted by introspectre
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