Welcoming a brand new menace to society

Hooray for construction paper

How much do I love you? Enough to actually do something resembling craft for you. Yikes. Of course, if I was really awesome like the rest of the women who embrace mo-culture completely, I'd make you a quilt or a cake or something that said the same thing. Sorry, but I'm not talented, creative or patient like that, so you'll just have to settle for crooked letters cut out from the construction paper you bought.

It's quite likely that by the time you read this it's not your birthday anymore - but it just started here so it counts!

In any case, I hope you have a wonderful birthday. Wishing I could be there to celebrate it with you. Maybe next year.

Happy birthday to the one I love

You make me happy every day.