And the award goes to...

Do I win something for being the most long-winded bloggie ever?

Oh, how about incredibly bored fans?

First, I'd like to thank MYSELF for being so melodramatic! And then my ex-boyfriends, Matt, Jared and Mark, for giving me so much drama I have so much to write about. This one goes out to you! And then my parents, of course! Thank you for making me this way... and my grandparents... without you guys, I wouldn't have those parents... and then of course there are my great grandparents and my great great grandparents and my great great great....