China is dead to me! *ptuuit*

That was the Sooz "You are dead to me" spit by the way.

Oh, don't worry. It's not that I can't go or anything serious like that, in fact the odds are looking good, but I'm almost considering NOT going now. Seriously. Why? Because,

YOU CAN'T FREAKIN' ACCESS BLOGS IN CHINA!

Yes, it's true. Because of government cencorship. They have major sticks up their butts. *pout*

What this means?

1) Matthew didn't get my birthday greeting, and now I'm supposed to email him a version of this? What the crap?

2) I will die in China! I will have no contact with the real world!

Ok, so I exagerrate a little. But I could choke. Seriously. Choke. Forget fighting for women's rights in China. First, I need to set that eFF'ed up country straight and fight for BLOGGING rights!

On the bright side, this also means that I can talk smack on the blog about Matt when he's gone.

Still. I'm totally boycotting this messed up joint. Just in case anyone asks, I'm NOT Chinese.